Commentary
By Bernard Chatanoga
I know you look up to me, but I'm no role model. I know my bad boy, devil may care attitude attracts swarms of women, but you should look to your parents for guidance, not me.
I understand my blatant disregard for rules and social norms makes me some kind of "antihero", but I assure you a hero I am not. I'm just a guy trying to make his way through life, by making my own rules. Rules that I don't even follow a good deal of the time.
To prove how unworthy I am of being your role model, I'm going to perform heinous actions like picking fights with smaller and weaker individuals, making fun of mentally challenged youths, distributing illegal and toxic narcotics and taking advantage of intoxicated young women.
You should look toward educators, clergy and civic leaders for guidance, not someone like me who forced you stay up all night on Christmas Eve to prove there was no Santa Claus.
I mean really, remember the time I completely forgot your birthday because I was too drunk to stand up right. Or was that the time I was busy doing lines of a stripper’s ass? What was her name? Oh that's right Quarter Horse, oh man that was a wild ride. Anyway I digress, don’t look up to me kid, you’ll only be disappointed or hurt, probably both.
